As all of you know, the Padres were eliminated by those pendejos from up north. What looked like what was shaping up to be a special October ended up being another disappointment in the long list of San Diego sports.
A few observations from that series:
- Dave Roberts is a fucking bitch.
- Dodgers fans are the absolute worst people. Trash ass humans.
- Ken Rosenthal needs his ass kicked. That racist gnome.
- Yu Darvish deserved better.
What I learned about my siblings during this series:
- Nicy doesn’t like dodger fans. She was super upset with them when she attended game three. She had a potty mouth in our group texts.
- Pepe was so upset that he shaved off his beautiful mustache shortly after the series. Padres trauma is a real thing.
As a father, my job is to not only protect my babies, but to develop them into decent human beings and make sure they can lead a happy and healthy life. So shortly after this series ended I asked myself: why the fuck did I make my kids Padres fans?!? My son was disappointed and he had to witness LA fans celebrate a victory despite them acting like senseless assholes throughout the series. The only silver lining is my son will be better prepared to face the disappointments life throws his way. Damn SD curse will never end.
Anyway, that’s it for baseball season. Hopefully the Mets advance. I will be present on opening day in March but unless they’re relevant in September, I won’t put myself through this again any time soon.
Or I may. Who the f knows.
Go Padres.
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