Confusing Species

I received a request to inform the world about the differences between men and women.

Men:
Simple people.

Women:
Instead of pointing out how females are, I would rather use an example that I feel best describes them.
A female will order buffalo wings because she reads they are only 300 calories, but changes her mind at the last minute and orders chicken strips with fries on the side, asks for ranch and honey mustard, and rejects the hot sauce for wings, yet she is happy when she does receive hot sauce because that is what she originally wanted, and regrets eating the strips instead of the wings that only had 300 calories.
Moral of the story: Females don't know what they want.