We Could All Learn from ManMeat

I am currently in position to witness what not many ever get the chance to: a fairytale. Not just any fairytale, but one of the blossoming love between ManMeat and Uncertain.
Who are these individuals? One is a free-spirited soul who enjoys wearing sunglasses at night while driving, and the other is someone who doesn't know what they want, or in other words, a typical female.
Just recently, ManMeat confessed his love to Uncertain with a little help from his good friend liquor. But, like every fairytale, there is a twist to this love story. ManMeat is planning to move out of state in the coming weeks. Only one thing will keep him here and that's Undecided.
Unfortunately for ManMeat, two things are keeping him from making babies with his dream girl - she's not a fan of his past and her doubts and possible guilt she'll have if it doesn't work out. You can't blame her for thinking this way. She does have a Y chromosome that makes her and many like her think nonsense.
My advice to Uncertain would be to take a chance. Everyone has a past. You can't hold that against him. And if he thinks you're worth staying for, that should show you how he feels about you.
I'm trying to find the negatives that would come out of this and I can't come up with one. Reason being is because life is about taking chances. Where would this world be without Steve Jobs, Nicy D or the McRib (I hear it's good but I don't know)? Both would be taking a chance at being happy. As the great Ali once said, "He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life." If it doesn't work out, at least they can walk away knowing they went for it.
I want it to work out because I already called dibs on Godfather. It doesn't matter if it's for baby ManBo or baby BoMeat. I'll be honored with either one.
I should warn them about possibly choosing Cochina as Godmother. I don't think they realize she likes to dress up like a pirate while making love in the club. I digress....
Anyway, the clock is ticking. ManMeat leaves in a few weeks and the status of this relationship remains unclear. Will something come to fruition? Will Uncertain realize she can't live without ManMeat and chase him down at the airport, stopping him right when he's about to board his flight and kiss him to a standing ovation from all the travellers at the terminal? Or will this fairytale not have an ending any time soon?
It all remains to be seen. One thing is for certain, ManMeat is living his life the right way.
Move over McRib, there is some new Meat in town....for a few more weeks at least.